I have some bad news. Burnout: Crash! is coming to iOS devices. This is a game all about causing car accidents in the middle of intersections, so it is ideal for kids. And if your small children own an iPod Touch, iPad, or iPhone, they may very well like it. Adults will probably run screaming away from their device. This game is currently available on the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 via digital download.
For the intricate details on why it is so bad, you will just have to wait for Nick Santangelo’s review of the PlayStation Network version of the title. To be fair, the nature of this game is better suited to a touch device. Interested parties will be able to play this version of the title this holiday season.