The Elder Scrolls told of his coming. Contraceptives were merely a delay. ‘Til the time after Oblivion opened. When the son of Eric and Megan Kellermeyer would spill forth into this world. But no one wanted to believe. Believe the asshat parents that would name their child Dovahkiin even existed.
What I’m trying to say, is that a couple of Skyrim fanatics named their child Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer. Dovahkiin being Dragonese for “dragon born” in Bethesda’s fantasy RPG. The publisher had offered to provide free games for life to anyone who gave birth to a child on 11/11/11 and named him after the protagonist in Skyrim.
Whenever poor little Dovie isn’t getting stuffed into lockers during his high school years, he can look forward to playing a future Elder Scrolls installment for free on his PlayStation 9.