BattleBlock Theater Trailer: When a Bear Loves a Shuffle Block

The Behemoth crafts a love story on par with the timeless tale of test subjects and Companion Cubes.

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The Behemoth has been working hard on BattleBlock Theater, its sequel to the mega-popular Castle Crashers; which apparently, at least partly revolves around a bear and a block that love each other. That just isn’t natural.

Regardless, the developer has gone ahead and made some assumptions in regards to what the two lovebirds must surely be thinking about one another whenever Prisoner #10322 (bear) isn’t using his would-be-lover as a shield against laser beams and enemy projectiles.

“Oh Shuffle Block,” the bear would presumably think, “how you tease me and play with my emotions! You’ve got a mind of your own. You do what you want, when you want. But please come back to me, I need you sometimes, you know?” Oh, the passion!

Here’s hoping they’re able to resolve their differences in time for release and go on to enjoy a meaningful, long-lasting relationship.

Nick Santangelo
Nick Santangelo
Nick Santangelo

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Nick has been a gamer since the 8-bit days and a member of the MTB editorial team since January of 2011. He is not to be interrupted while questing his way through an RPG or desperately clinging to hope against all reason that his Philly sports teams will win any given game he may be watching. Seriously folks, reading this acknowledges that you relieve MTB of any and all legal liability for his actions.

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