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By Robert Emerson

Robert Emerson
Robert Emerson
Robert Emerson

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Enjoys nothing more then whooping on the competition with low tier characters, going on adventures, and doing professional bear wrestling during his free time. Oh, and he hates Dickwolves.

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Squad Goals #98: Knives Out
May 8th, 2025

Nick and Chip don't like Suvi and Jaal. Meanwhile, Gil introduces Ryder to Jill and Jaal introduces Ryder to his family.

Squad Goals #97: RYDER DIE
May 5th, 2025

You can't be a real Mass Effect protagonist until you die (for more than 22 seconds). Welcome to the club, Ryder!