The Portal Plush That You Can’t Have

First they took the cake from you and now you can't even have a turret.

Portal 2 is among us, and while some of us may be finishing up the game, you may not want it to end.  You might want to just take a little bit of the game with you as a souvenir.  Enter the turret plush, which does much more than just sit there and look cute.  Unfortunately, for the sake of safety it is not actually a turret, but it does everything else other than shoot things.  The video below is a little demo, and by the end of it you will be wanting one…only to be crushed by the cruel wheels of fate.  The turret is surprisingly not made by Valve, but rather by Jonathan Guberman and Leigh Nunan.  I think it’s safe to say the companion cube plush just does not really compare.  Someone needs to convince Valve to let these be sold!  Check out the very cool demo below:

 

There used to be an embeded media player here, but it doesn't work anymore. We blame the Tumbeasts.

 

[Source: Joystiq]

[Image and video courtesy of: Up, Not North]

 

Jessica Weimar
Jessica Weimar
Jessica Weimar

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Jessica is clearly a fan of video games, or she wouldn't be writing for this site. She attends college and like most other staff on the site, has a day job that she despises. She spends most of her free time playing games with her boyfriend.

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