New Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Video Confuses Us All

Really, what are we looking at?

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It has been said that a picture is worth a thousand words. Therefore, due to the ever popular transitive property, this new gameplay video for Theatrhythm Final Fantasy must be something like a novel. If this is the case, then this surrealist piece of literature must have been written backwards in a mirror by a madman, seeing as how inscrutable it is.

Were we forced to come up with some sort of description, then the team here at Mash Those Buttons would say that Theatrhythm contains elements of Ouendan/Elite Beat Agents and (violently) combines them together with some beloved Final Fantasy music. While this description is fairly on the nose, it doesn’t help the inexhaustible sense of confusion we feel each time we re-watch the above video.

We have to get a gauge on this one: what do you, our cherished MTB readers, think? Because we can’t make heads or tails out of what’s going here.

[Video via FinalandMedia]

Jason Wersits
Jason Wersits
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Jason Wersits is a Senior Editor for Mash Those Buttons. A lifetime resident of New Jersey and a diehard Starcraft fan, Jason spends the bulk of his time on the site working with the review staff to cover the games you care oh so much about.

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