We’re back (again!). We’ve got all the hot patch 6.35 gossip, with visits to Eureka Orthos (heretofore known as “Good Eureka”), new relic quests, and all the other good stuff. This one is longer than usual to make up for our missing early March episode, for which Pan has been severely reprimanded. There’s also talk about forbidden glamour dyes and a lot of, honestly, general silliness. We hope you have as much fun listening as we had recording this one, it was real goofy.

Hosts

Christina Zammarrelli

Gaming has been a core part throughout Poptarts life. Though her specialty is JRPGs, she tries to branch out and try new things. Most of her time gets put into the MMORPG, Final Fantasy XIV, but she still finds time to play new games.

Chip Locke

Chip has a boring adult day job and then burns as much free time as possible playing the videos james. Fond of a variety of MMOs, JRPGs, and action games without active time button mashing.

Kristen Allison

Began the gaming life with a game boy to be kept entertained during a vacation in the early 90s and forgot to put it down after that. Currently, most gaming time goes into FFXIV. Doing her best to prove she's not a robot.

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