We're down a host and just sort of chatting our way through the wait for 6.2. Mostly moogle tomes.

We're mostly discussing the news from the latest live letter, but yes we also will cover the billboard fiasco.

We're waiting for 6.18 and a new live letter, so we discussed PvP and a bunch of other stuff instead!

We're discussing all the patch 6.15 things that are fit to, er, pod.

We're talking, mostly, about patch 6.1's story. Also just a little bit about third party tools.

Our patch 6.1 highlights episode. We're kind of into PvP right now.

The final part of our (really) deep dive into the Endwalker expansion's main story.

After two live letter fueled episodes our second to last story deep dive episode for the Endwalker expansion is here!

All about the nice new live letter, we've got every bit of patch 6.1 news that's fit to podcast!

We're breaking from Endwalker recap because the 68th Live Letter had a ton to talk about.

Part four of our Endwalker deep dive. Full of spoilers, so beware! Covers levels 85-87 (ish).

Part three of our Endwalker story deep dive. Spoilers abound for levels 83-85 story. Also thirst.

We're doing a spoiler heavy story discussion of Endwalker levels 82+83!

Our first of several episodes deep diving into the Endwalker story.

Our first Endwalker episode! Spoiler free early impressions and queue chat.

In our last Shadowbringers episode, we're focused on the future and Endwalker, which is just days away!

Our second-to-last episode before Endwalker is (mostly) about Square's TOS updates. Also salt.

We discuss the media tour and are impatiently awaiting Endwalker release.

We discuss the last few things we want to get done before Endwalker release.

All things Live Letter LXVI! It's a little longer than usual, but that just means more fun to be had!

A smorgasbord of community topics, real life houses, and some light sale shopping.

Our third anniversary episode! That's pretty cool! We honestly just chat the whole time about ... stuff.

A smorgasbord of topics! Primals! Fishing! The ceaseless march of time! Witness protection?!

We touch on the minor 5.58 patch and talk a lot about all our new players!

We chat about Live Letter 63, big streamer energy, and awkwardly timed holiday events.

Three girls, two patches, one expansion. Come hear us be salty about Bozja and be super excited about Island Sanctuary!

A spoiler-full overview on our favorite parts of the 5.55 relic and story!

Our thoughts and reactions to the 2021 Fan Festival. With rabbits!

Our first week with patch 5.5 is in, and we discuss many of the additions. Spoilers for NieR/weapon quests within.

We've got lots of energy for the latest Live Letter and also excitement about Ocean Fishing for some reason!

We've got alliance raid tips and some commentary on store merch in this episode.

We've got a light episode discussing the new Moogle tomestones and some other random game tidbits while we wait for patch 5.5.

We're here with our second episode from the giant event in early February, this time discussing all the details of patch 5.5!

The Endwalker announcement is official and we've got all the details and reactions you crave.

We wrap up the Ishgard restoration seasons and talk about what's coming in the big virtual event on February 5th!

Happy New Year! We're making somewhat educated guesses about what lies ahead in 2021 for Final Fantasy XIV! Also we goof off a lot in this one. It's fun!

We cover all things patch 5.4! New raids! New dungeon! New ... ways to pose in said dungeon, we suppose.

We gathered together for a discussion of all things Live Letter LXI (66) as we look forward to patch 5.4 next week.

We wanted to check out the club scene in FFXIV. It did not go as planned, but it was still a weird and funny ride.

It's the (latest) salt episode! Hot takes, housing chat, and Bozja grinding all feature prominently.

We totally remembered everything that happened in the 5.3 story and talk about our thoughts on this episode! Come listen to us say goodbye to the First storyline.

We've spent most of the last two weeks playing all the hot new 5.3 content and we discuss that in this episode. Light spoilers for the NieR raid only.

5.3 came out! We talked about it (spoiler free)! Also it's our big 50th episode and we've got a big (bird) giveaway!

We bring you a nice big episode breaking down all the exciting news from the 59th Live Letter. Please join us in our excitement!

We bring you another episode in the wait for the next patch (5.3) where we make some more predictions and talk about in-game macros and their uses.

We talk about a year of Shadowbringers, what we're filling our time with, and make some pretty baseless predictions about when 5.3 is finally coming out.

It's a slow period for the game so we took some time for a pretty informal chat about what we're all up to and how we're all doing. We keep it lighthearted so come take a load off.

A sampling of tips and suggestions for all the new and returning players wrapped in tales of woe from bad dungeon experiences and a discussion of the new Moogle tomestone rewards.

3/4 hosts recommend you use this time to catch up on the Crystal Tower quests; 4/4 hosts recommend you listen to this podcast. Time to rant about all things on the most recent live letter.

Final Fantasy VII Remake Impressions and Death Stranding's Affect on Games

Are you bored? Well so are we! From mentor roulettes to dog farming, we’re doing our best to keep ourselves and you entertained!

Time to distract you from the real world again. We finally talk about Eden story and Ruby Weapon EX with a sprinkle of rubble from the Ishgard Restoration. Culinarians Adjust and listen to this ep!

Our missing host is back and our spoiler hiatus is over. Come listen to us chat about 5.2 and be extra salty about various things, including sick children.

We summarize the 4 hour Live Letter into a 1 hour chat. We talk about how Yoshida is now everyone's dad and how awesome 5.2 is going to be. Please look forward to the umbrellas!

Now that our 2019 review is over it’s back to business as usual. Come listen to us meme for almost a full hour. Mogtomes are a lie. #Bert2020.

It’s the conclusion to our 2019 retrospective! We continue our look back with the release of 5.0 that we kind of remember better than 4.5.

New year new episode! Do you remember what happened in 2019? We didn't, so we decided to jump back in time and toss out a recap. Come try to remember what happened in 4.5 with us.

Happy Starlight season everyone! Please enjoy our reactions to the newest Live Letter while discussing butt sliders for 30 minutes.

We discuss our favorite topic this week, patches! Will Blue Mage and PVP actually be exciting? Will 5.2 have a relic weapon with refreshing content? Will hunt trains be around forever?

We heard you like patches, so here’s some more patches for your patches. We talk about all things 5.1x and get a bit salty along the way.

It’s another post-patch round up episode! Feels like we do these every three or four months huh? No story spoilers yet but we’ve got lots to say about the rest of 5.1!

We have an extra host this week to talk about the preliminary 5.1 notes. Stop on by and listen while you're stuck at work and not able to play!

As 5.0 comes to an end, we discuss the unknown of 5.1 and if it will include bullet hells and mechs dropping into our apartments.

Irregular philosophy. Geese. Robots from a dystopian future. Honk.

The Tres Au'Ra Au'Ra dance squad is coming in hot this week! After we talk about our new dancing passion, we take a swift Technical Step into the newest Live Letter.

Happy Anniversary! We have super important conversations this episode about fishing, bad (or better?) titles for this episode, taking clothes off, Jeff Bridges, the Mog Station, horses, and more!

We've got some post-game goodness for your beautiful ears. Listen to us complain about unskippable cutscenes and have fun running through Rapture! There might also be something about swimming pools?

This is the final episode of our Shadowbringers 5.0 MSQ deep dive. Come listen to us complain about not enough deaths and question how blind Y'shtola actually is.

We bring our discussion from Rak'tika to Kholusia in this story deep dive episode. Come hear the hot takes and heartbreaks of these emotional 5 levels of MSQ.

It’s time to talk Shadowbringers! We talk about story from level 70 through the end of 73 and try not to drop any spoilers for after that point. We also talk about cool changes about our jobs and some tips to help you level up!

Hello Shadowbringers! We solemnly swear there are no spoilers, just a lot of excitement. Let us get you pumped in those sad times when you can’t be in-game.

Goodbye Shadowblood! Or was it Stormbringers? Why is this so difficult to remember?? We discuss what we liked and what could have been better with 4.X and our hopes and dreams going forward with 5.0.

We have sabotenders, rottweilers, and.. Chipmunks? We have a very successful couple of weeks full of sights and lifted embargos.

We pretend we have bad microphones like the producers do and break down what stuck out to us from the live letter.

Pan is back from his boat adventures, we break our format to give some important news, and ask the real question, “how the heck are they wearing glasses?”

Now that we’re done with story, events, and various goals that we definitely accomplished, what is there left to do? Come find out in this episode!

Here we are at the final fanfest of the season. We discuss everything SB2 (not ShB) and the hot takes that followed the keynote.

TOSs on your Aetheryte Earrings and level up in our not late episode, REPORTED! Join us in your favorite treehouse as we discuss the TOS, Hydatos, Gardening, and more!

The second Fanfest happened, and all our dreams came true! We discuss what other things we would like for Fanfest 3, and catch up on what we (and others) are catching up on before SB2.

Our 4.5 story spoiler free episode! We explain why you should always go left, and talk about our goals before 5.0.

It’s our first end of the year spectacular! We talk about ghosts of patches past, present, and future. Happy holidays everyone!

Come one, come all, to a wondrous trip to Fanfest! We get all the juicy deets first-hand from Pan.

We break down the latest relic weapon stage we’re too lazy to do, discuss wascally wabbits, and talk about soup from a burrito place?

Let’s enjoy 4.4 as we move Four Point Fourward! We discuss the new story and raids, and start a deep dive into crafting and gathering jobs. Also our most successful “pronounce that NPC” round ever!

In this episode we talk about some awesome quality of life changes to the inventory and new search options, and the rumor about the new job coming out in 4.4 (Blue Mage, whaaaaat?). We also touch on some speculations about the next expansion.

Our first episode! Pagos, bad jokes, and an errant dog flapping in the breeze.

Episode Gladiolus doesn't just give you more FFXV, it changes the feel of the game.

After a long wait, Final Fantasy XV is here. Was it worth the wait?

Jarret and Nick discuss the deets from E3 2015.

Free-2-Play whales, XBox new boss, Metacritic scores on Amazon, Square Enix returning to its roots, and more.

Square Enix President promises to take the company back to it's roots.

Let the ports begin.

Unplayable version of Final Fantasy VII to possibly follow.

Promises cloud saves, achievements, and crap versions of the music.

Although I think at this point it's hard to justify calling it the third one.

Doctorate in roman numerals soon to become necessary to play Final Fantasy

Joel's Excuse to Play With Disney Princesses: HD Edition

Sleeping Dogs pays homage to classic Chinese film.

How much can you trust your favorite game reviewers and journalists?

25 years of audio bliss in the palm of your hand.

Check out the first video in a series of behind the scenes look into Tomb Raider.

Is this real life?

Check out Sora and Riku in the new 3DS title.

This is just the practice squad from New Orleans.

Just in case you wanted to know what happens if you put a face on a stovetop while it's lit.

Are you a silent assassin?

Get in the rhythm.

Mass Effect has better outfits anyway.

Get'em while they're hot!

Mickey's back to kick some butt.

New pics!

Getting in will be the hard part, keeping alive even harder.

Now available for 1,799 straw pennies.

Get super-pretty-transforming-sword-lady for the paltry price of three bucks!

Square Enix gives us another free-to-play MMORPG.

What to be governor?...in a game?

Save the demo, save the world.

The girl with the tentacle arm is coming!

How far can you throw me, Kupo?

Square's 3DS RPG is a real beaut.

Piece together an entire world, ala Dragon Warrior VII

The beginning of the end.

Square says its users' data is safe.

You too can enjoy all the splendor of watching game trailers through a 1980s glass shower partition.

Japanese news outlet NHK believes that most of the service's members were affected by Tuesday's unauthorized intrusion.

New screenshots and video show off next year's sequel.

Uh-oh, they done done it again.

Agent 47 isn't much for "Get well soon" parties.

Your MMO freeloading days are numbered.

The latest footage of Square's RPG sequel spotlights the battle system.

Straight out of you-know-where.

Just a few more...

Giant swords, fantastical beasts, and deadly serious dudes. Yep, this is a Final Fantasy game.

Details on the game's length, DLC, bonuses for FFXIII players and more inside.

The publisher will add 250 new jobs in Montréal.

C'mon, you know you love a good menu shot.

Getting Final Fantasy XIII-2 at one of three retailers? Here's a better version for you.

Run for your life with the game's directors chatting in your ear.

These new images will have you saying "..."

The sadness of war.

Also inside: info on Casino and the new Time Labyrinth System.

Adam Jensen is on a boat.

An extended look at Square's handheld title.

Really, what are we looking at?

For your viewing pleasure.

Silence please.

Preview and play Final Fantasy XIII-2 before it is out.

Why play the DLC when you can watch someone else do it for you?

Real life loot.

It's nothing major, but any FF Versus XIII news is better than none, right?

Square's sequel is coming in January and we've got some new media to ease your wait.

First footage of Square's Vita game.

Square's sequel will hit across the Pacific before year's end.

One of Square's most celebrated modern RPGs is getting the HD treatment.

Sony's coming-soon handheld platform gets another Japanese launch game.

All signs point to Square revealing the date at TGS 2011.

Bloodbath Arena will add new maps.

Square teases next month's DLC.

Square announces a new platform and the online component of its next DQ game.

Square Enix has announced their plans for an announcement.

Zombies on an island? What could possibly go wrong?

Square Enix and Airtight games announce the project that the co-creator of Portal has been working on.

Street Sharks: they bite, they fight... and they get shot in the face.

The Moogles are here, Kupo.

Zombies, zombies everywhere and not a brain to eat.

Let the Square fanboy and fangirl drooling begin.

Cosplay for Deus Ex just got a lot easier, for the right price.

People can now relive one of the worst days in Aya Brea's life on their PSP or PS3.

Create a paradise with your fingertips.

Hey look, it's an original third party 3DS game that might be worth playing.

Eidos goes all Darwinian on us in the game's TV spot.

The developers talk about Human Revolution's sound design.

Four of of five button mashers recommend that gamers kill zombies with friends.

Hey, look! Futuristic art!

Square blows stuff up and introduces us to a pile of new characters.

FFXIII-2 is coming out far sooner than you may have expected.

New footage delves into the shadowy dealings behind the cybernetic implant biz.

The promise of zombie art won't ease your wait for Deep Silver's game, but it will make its ultimate release that much sweeter.

Worlds collide in this battle between the leading ladies of Square Enix and Tecmo

Square has discovered yet another avenue for creating Final Fantasy spin-offs.

This may not be the Final Fantasy XIII project you're looking for, but it's still nice to look at.

DISSIDIA 012[duodecim] FINAL FANTASY: Dare you to say it five times fast.

Square Enix boss says it's a possibility, but nothing is set in stone.

New tunes and outfits for the characters of Dissidia. Dress Spheres (thankfully) not required.

Comic book-themed war game hits Droid devices.

You too can siege dungeons - today!

Nearly two minutes of Agent 47 doing what he does best.

Giving the dog a bone.

A new trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2

It's survival of the fittest in the new Tomb Raider.

Agent 47 gets vertical on the eve of his E3 unveiling.

As the saying goes: "Wait 'til E3".

Wondering what games the Japanese publisher will have on the show floor? Then come inside, my friend.

Four player online co-op action coming to the 3DS.

We're not sure how exactly you go about heroically ruining something, but perhaps E3 will shed some light on the matter.

Were you thinking about buying Final Fantasy XI? Now is the time.

Beaches, bikinis, zombies and...Oh dear lord, can't somebody cut that poor soul down from the palm tree already?

Old school RPG fans rejoice - your excruciatingly long wait is almost over.

If it were even possible, comics just got cooler.

Regular and "Augmented" editions of the shooter will be downloadable when the game launches in August.

Stop inanimate object invasion. In space.....

Deep Silver is still publishing the zombie title, but needs outside help to get the game on shelves.

Four issue comic will tell the back stories of the game's main characters.

Personally, we would have gone with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Edition.

Moon Diver coming to Xbox 360 in just over a week!

Reinhart Manx joins the cast of Obsidian's upcoming RPG.

Don't want to wait until the release of Dungeon Siege III to get your action-RPG fix? Don't worry - Steam has you covered with an incredibly sweet preorder deal.

Let's do the time warp again!

Square Enix "updates" the release date for Obsidian's next RPG.

Check out Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together

How Square Enix is doing their part.

Get more on the story of Dungeon Siege

New character announced for Obsidian's RPG

Square Enix makes up a atrociously high price tag with a sale... I guess we forgive you.

Let's raid some tombs, in HD.

Be a hero, save the world.

Mario has starred in dozens of great titles over the years. This isn't one of them.

The first look at the aftermath of FFXIII.

Should you buy every game with Kingdom Hearts in the title? Let's find out.

Lightning Strikes Twice

Square Enix is back again with another chapter of Kingdom Hearts. Does it live up to it's name?

Is Tomb Raider just as good without looking at Lara's backside all day? Lets find out!